TP4MYBUNGHOLE

Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist. And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teachers.  See, the teacher wants you to go slow, but she's wrong, 'cause it's the fastest who gets paid and it's the fastest who gets laid. Aw, yeah.