ATC4ever 1,078 Posted August 15, 2021 15 hours ago, Fishfiles said: Looking good there FFs...is that a new pair of shades? 😆 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 15, 2021 Not me in the pic , my umbrella is blue , LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 15, 2021 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is. JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest. SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period. AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves. HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems. ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATC4ever 1,078 Posted August 15, 2021 I read that in my head with all their voices... except that Nancy one...dunno her 😄 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, ATC4ever said: I read that in my head with all their voices... except that Nancy one...dunno her 😄 She is a former DA /attorney for Georgia , been having her own tv new show where she specializes in victim's rights , she don't take no crap 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 17, 2021 For Sale : Garage kept , needs a little work , don't low ball me , I know what I got 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 18, 2021 Weak Link !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 19, 2021 Even the ducks are political correct now days 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 19, 2021 Not every one you care about , cares about you .... It's a dog eat dog world 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bighanded 1,235 Posted August 23, 2021 On 8/17/2021 at 5:59 AM, Fishfiles said: For Sale : Garage kept , needs a little work , don't low ball me , I know what I got soooo true!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATC4ever 1,078 Posted August 25, 2021 On 8/23/2021 at 11:21 AM, Bighanded said: soooo true!! meh...its an old Honda 400 Twin... I'll pass on this one.😏 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 27, 2021 WOW , crazy crap always happens to me , but it is all good Yesterday I had a angiogram thru the wrist , think they call that a cardiogram or such , so the doctor tells me that just one of my arteries is 100% blocked off and has been that way for a long time , another artery was moved over and plumbed it's self into place , this is not an unusual occurrence so he says , also after talking around with friends yesterday I know two people have this same thing happen to them , like the body did the repair on it's own , both of them left the situation alone ------ but here is where it gets weird , my doctor who is the man when it comes to wrist cardiogram work , says there is a doctor in the Oschner system that is the man when it comes to this 100% blockage thing , he got him a Dremel set up in a angiogram machine that goes in there and clears out that blockage with out open heart surgery ----- I told the wife I might just leave it like it is , going to talk with the doctor next week 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misterclean 421 Posted August 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Fishfiles said: WOW , crazy crap always happens to me , but it is all good Yesterday I had a angiogram thru the wrist , think they call that a cardiogram or such , so the doctor tells me that just one of my arteries is 100% blocked off and has been that way for a long time , another artery was moved over and plumbed it's self into place , this is not an unusual occurrence so he says , also after talking around with friends yesterday I know two people have this same thing happen to them , like the body did the repair on it's own , both of them left the situation alone ------ but here is where it gets weird , my doctor who is the man when it comes to wrist cardiogram work , says there is a doctor in the Oschner system that is the man when it comes to this 100% blockage thing , he got him a Dremel set up in a angiogram machine that goes in there and clears out that blockage with out open heart surgery ----- I told the wife I might just leave it like it is , going to talk with the doctor next week Sounds like a great invention but how do you filter or remove the crap that is removed? I wouldn't want that circulating around waiting to give me a stroke . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 27, 2021 52 minutes ago, Misterclean said: Sounds like a great invention but how do you filter or remove the crap that is removed? I wouldn't want that circulating around waiting to give me a stroke . Have not got that far yet on the specs , but would speculate there must be some kind of suction / filter / recirculation device incorporated into the system , suck it out one leg and pump back into the other , cause I thought of the same thing , what happens to all the shavings That monitor in the cardio room was wicked cool , I was awake for a while , it was playing on a about a 84 inch color monitor , my heart was on the screen , the blood was dyed with chemicals to look black , you could see it pumping and see the camera inside the blood vessel , I knocked out for a while and it was over 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
