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I bought a new Tesla!! It runs on an electrical charge.

Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

"Nelson," the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he continued and "On The Road Again" flowed from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away so happy and for the next few days every time I'd say, "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, this woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new Tesla, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled at her, "Crazy B****!:. The radio replied, "Hillary, Maxine, Kamala, Warren, Ocasio, or Pelosi?"

Boy do, I love this car!

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The baby formula plant was shut down by biden's agencies 3 months before this baby formula crisis started , coincidence or not 

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You people ok with letting Joe tell you how to raise your kids, need to look at how his son Hunter turned out.

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On 5/15/2022 at 3:20 PM, Fishfiles said:

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A guy in my neighborhood put an electric motor in a ‘57 Chevy…..now everyone hates him

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