Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 5, 2022 Meme reminded me of a incident : Lady goes to a plastic surgeon to get a breast enlargement , doctor was showing her an album of before and after pics , she could not make up her mind , " sometimes I would like them big for the bikini and sometimes I'd be ok with smaller ones for lounging around " , doctor said you might be perfect for my air bag operation , I am the only doctor doing it , I install air bags and they can be inflated and deflated for that special occasion , so after the operation she was given operational instruction , nurse says , there are valves in your armpits , give a few pump with your arms and they will inflate , so she goes to a bar and there is a cute guy at the other end of the bar , so she starts walking over to talk with him as she is pumping her arms like a chicken , she says hi , have we ever meet , the guy starts clicking his knees together and says , no but I see we got the same doctor 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 6, 2022 A time is coming when you won't be able to mention the stupid , cause they have rights too , LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 7, 2022 If we don't have enough of laws already , Louisiana starts a 18 mile law on the spillway August 1st , cameras take your plate picture when you get on the 18 mile bridge and snap it again when you get off , if you make it across in under 18 minutes you will be mailed a hefty ticket --- they wanted it to be $2,500 for a second offense and are set at $350 first offense and $1,000 for the second offense https://1079ishot.com/atchafalaya-basin-bridge-speed-camera-law/?fbclid=IwAR0b8v2Vh5x7A-WSty7jnxJI0Q9cjrvfpuVhE12gWqkszncw8k5N4wsJ9Dk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
56Sierra 1,844 Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Fishfiles said: If we don't have enough of laws already , Louisiana starts a 18 mile law on the spillway August 1st , cameras take your plate picture when you get on the 18 mile bridge and snap it again when you get off , if you make it across in under 18 minutes you will be mailed a hefty ticket --- they wanted it to be $2,500 for a second offense and are set at $350 first offense and $1,000 for the second offense https://1079ishot.com/atchafalaya-basin-bridge-speed-camera-law/?fbclid=IwAR0b8v2Vh5x7A-WSty7jnxJI0Q9cjrvfpuVhE12gWqkszncw8k5N4wsJ9Dk That's nuts. I was always under the impression that when a cop nailed you on radar the radar gun was there to verify the cops opinion that the driver was exceeding the speed limit. So in other words the cop had to witness you speeding and use the radar or laser to verify that. This was told to me by an Ohio State Patrol and a PA State Police officer. This is why the speed cameras and red light cameras were removed in Ohio. Unconstitutional. On a side note with the red light cameras, they saw a much greater number of accidents at intersections with the cameras. Instead of a very few Tbones they had a much higher amount of read enders. Who couldn't see that coming. Curious to see if this new law holds up. https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-4511.093 Edited July 7, 2022 by 56Sierra 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 7, 2022 1 hour ago, 56Sierra said: That's nuts. I was always under the impression that when a cop nailed you on radar the radar gun was there to verify the cops opinion that the driver was exceeding the speed limit. So in other words the cop had to witness you speeding and use the radar or laser to verify that. This was told to me by an Ohio State Patrol and a PA State Police officer. This is why the speed cameras and red light cameras were removed in Ohio. Unconstitutional. On a side note with the red light cameras, they saw a much greater number of accidents at intersections with the cameras. Instead of a very few Tbones they had a much higher amount of read enders. Who couldn't see that coming. Curious to see if this new law holds up. https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-4511.093 We still have traffic cameras in school zones , I have gotten a couple of them tickets --- one was $250 for going 4 miles per hour over , heard they give you 3 mph , 4mph then slam you , at least it is not a moving violation on your license I have crossed that 'Falaya spillway bridge many times , 18 miles @60mph is a long boring ride , The Causeway is worst 24 miles straight as an arrow , when you get into the rhythm of the expansion joints , bump , bump, bump , it will hypnothis you -- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
56Sierra 1,844 Posted July 7, 2022 At first I thought this was the basin bridge on 190. We went over that one last October. Roger on the rhythm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 7, 2022 Joe and Jill wish us all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
56Sierra 1,844 Posted July 7, 2022 45 minutes ago, Fishfiles said: Joe and Jill wish us all Oh yeah. It not coming, it's already here. 2 quarters in a row of negative growth and the latest jobs reports show unemployment claims on the rise. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeepwm69 7,600 Posted July 9, 2022 On 7/7/2022 at 7:44 AM, Fishfiles said: We still have traffic cameras in school zones , I have gotten a couple of them tickets --- one was $250 for going 4 miles per hour over , heard they give you 3 mph , 4mph then slam you , at least it is not a moving violation on your license I have crossed that 'Falaya spillway bridge many times , 18 miles @60mph is a long boring ride , The Causeway is worst 24 miles straight as an arrow , when you get into the rhythm of the expansion joints , bump , bump, bump , it will hypnothis you -- That’s how they get away with it. They don’t write it up as a speeding ticket, they write it up as a “city ordinance” or some other BS they come up with. That way they don’t have to prove guilt. They just want their money 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 10, 2022 I found a pic ,might be @shadetree back in the day , what you thinking Aqua Velva , LOL 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites