Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 10, 2022 I kid you not , this is advertisement for the new " Crap Strap " 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 11, 2022 Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defence attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 12, 2022 The Böhmerland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeepwm69 7,600 Posted July 12, 2022 5 hours ago, Fishfiles said: @56Sierra Guy's got stones, that's for sure. I knew a couple of guys growing up who were cropsdusters who got bored and started playing around to keep the job interesting. They aren't around anymore. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 13, 2022 Inflation hits a 40 year high and is accelerating at an alarming rate and biden is blaming except the ones that are causing it , his administration Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeepwm69 7,600 Posted July 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Fishfiles said: He's trying to buy about 20K acres from some of my wife's distant family now. I believe he's the biggest landowner in Arkansas now (and a lot of other states). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeepwm69 7,600 Posted July 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Fishfiles said: Inflation hits a 40 year high and is accelerating at an alarming rate and biden is blaming except the ones that are causing it , his administration His, and the last 50 years of politicians.... Once we got off the gold standard, it was inevitable. Biden just accelerated the pace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleydavidson 245 Posted July 13, 2022 There’s no way to make the middle finger more offensive : the internet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 13, 2022 @Harleydavidson I did not know that about Adam Sandler , but have always enjoyed his movies , Waterboy is my favorite , then maybe Me Deeds or Happy Gilmore and " Don't mess with the Zohan " was hilarious Hey , the engine ipic in your aviator , is that a marine engine ?? Jet Ski maybe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadysBroter 18 Posted July 13, 2022 (edited) . Edited July 13, 2022 by ShadysBroter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadysBroter 18 Posted July 13, 2022 32 minutes ago, Fishfiles said: @Harleydavidson I did not know that about Adam Sandler , but have always enjoyed his movies , Waterboy is my favorite , then maybe Me Deeds or Happy Gilmore and " Don't mess with the Zohan " was hilarious Hey , the engine ipic in your aviator , is that a marine engine ?? Jet Ski maybe Happy Gilmore was the best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleydavidson 245 Posted July 13, 2022 35 minutes ago, Fishfiles said: @Harleydavidson I did not know that about Adam Sandler , but have always enjoyed his movies , Waterboy is my favorite , then maybe Me Deeds or Happy Gilmore and " Don't mess with the Zohan " was hilarious Hey , the engine ipic in your aviator , is that a marine engine ?? Jet Ski maybe Yea it’s a zxi900 engine in my jetski I’m selling the ski for $800 pretty sure shadetree lives in Little Rock I’ll have to se if he wants to buy it 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
