Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 12, 2023 An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 12, 2023 Christmas decorations are a lot like Epstein. They don’t hang themself. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,567 Posted July 12, 2023 Yeah.... Well like last Christmas he's gone and forgotten.... Lol! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 12, 2023 A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted July 20, 2023 What do you call a blonde with her hair dyed red ? Artificial Intelligence 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 2, 2023 I can't believe how much they are celebrating peewee herman on the net , as far as I know about him , he was a pervert / pedo'file >>> but I guess that would make him a super star in the eyes of today's F'ed society Heard a very tasteless story about him recently : What did peewee and John Wilkes Booth have in common , they both shoot a load to the back of someones' head in a theater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,567 Posted August 2, 2023 Your right about what you heard... And just think.... He was in the famous blues brothers movie... Sad eh... I think he played the snobish waiter in the resterant sceen.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, _Wilson_™ said: Your right about what you heard... And just think.... He was in the famous blues brothers movie... Sad eh... I think he played the snobish waiter in the resterant sceen.... You right. I read the waiter part was one of his greatest accomplishments I bet he was on Epstein’s frequent flyer list. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted August 26, 2023 Hobo sitting on the rail of the train tracks ,train comes by and chops off his a$$ , he stood up , turned around , bent over and looked at his a$$ laying on the tracks , another train came by and chopped off his head !!! Moral of the story , Don't loose your head over a piece of a$$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted September 1, 2023 Guy went to get a vasectomy wearing a tuxedo .... Doctor asked him , " why so dressed up " , he said " If I am gonna be impotent, I want to look important " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,567 Posted September 1, 2023 important impotent idiot...... aka biden .....that's about true... I recon, maybe, possibly, strong possibility, uh huh, 10-4.... Roger, over and out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
