Kevron 68 Posted October 7, 2021 Check this out, no chain just locks! I counted 21, ridiculous! 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted October 10, 2021 Sometimes one person's laugh is another's cry ------ yesterday my buddy that owns the flea market has a brand new 6 wheel , diesel , 4wd gator , it's nice and got about 5 miles on it , so he was putting lights on it and had to drill a hole for the wire , so after he drilled the hole he said he smelt anti-freeze and after looking found he drilled a hole in the radiator hose , so after a couple of hours of trying to get the radiator hose off , he called JohnDeere , they said it is very hard to get the hose off and back on , 3 hours at $120 per hour worth of labor , plus the hose and anti-freeze ---- I thought that was the laugh of the day , he didn't 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadetree 5,970 Posted October 10, 2021 On 10/7/2021 at 8:19 PM, Scotticus said: i wonder if she's gonna deep fry some chicken with that engine ?..hmmmm. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texas123 87 Posted October 10, 2021 (edited) On 10/7/2021 at 11:59 AM, Kevron said: Check this out, no chain just locks! I counted 21, ridiculous! It's for when there's several owners of the land. Each one will provide their own lock & key. I asked one of them why they don't just make a bunch of key copies and use 1 lock; I think it confused him. Edited October 10, 2021 by texas123 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBRider 1,411 Posted October 11, 2021 16 hours ago, texas123 said: It's for when there's several owners of the land. Each one will provide their own lock & key. I asked one of them why they don't just make a bunch of key copies and use 1 lock; I think it confused him. I saw the same thing before in Alberta, different companies and the land owners had their own locks. Sad part was that most of the companies used common locks, I could unlock alot of them with my old key ring. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted January 7, 2022 Guy and his wife got killed in a car wreck and were in front of St Peter , St Peter says" sir I have two options for you , (#1) be with your wife for the rest of eternity or ...... " , the guy interrupts and says 2 , 2 , 2 , I'll take #2 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LedFTed 1,142 Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) My brother got home from work today an said; " now there is a chicken shortage problem". I said; "i dont mind, i thick the shorter chicken's cook better than the tall ones". E didn't even crack a smile!! 😁😁😁 Edited January 12, 2022 by LedFTed 1 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LedFTed 1,142 Posted April 5, 2022 my old time favorite; what do ya get when ya cross an elephant with a rhino? elifino!! still gets the younger crowd.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted April 5, 2022 Pierre and Boudreaux went to a fine New Orleans restaurant , a very classy , well dressed lady started choking on some food at the table across from them and no one was assisting her , Boudreaux went over to the lady , lifted her dress and gave her a lick on her butt , she immediately spit up the chicken and could breath , everyone clapped , Pierre asked Boudreaux , what was that , that he done , he said " that was the Hein-Lick maneuver " 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted April 5, 2022 Two nutrias where trapped by steel traps on their foots , they could here the trapper coming down the trap line and hitting each trapped nutria in the head , so the coon-! nitria told the Canadian nutria , I am going to chew off my foot and get free , I will be hopping around on three feet , but at least I will live another day , the Canadian nutria said that sounded good and he was going to do the same , so after chewing off his foot and hopping off the coon-! nutria called back to the Canadian nutria , " What's keeping you , the trapper is getting close ?" , he replied , I chewed off three feet and I ain't free yet 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,593 Posted December 17, 2022 If anything respect the effort ..lol! Success !! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,593 Posted December 27, 2022 Hm.....catching is it now ?! ....... this might worse then covid.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted December 27, 2022 What do you call a Polaris owner with half a brain ?? Gifted !!!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted December 27, 2022 What do you call a blond with her hair dyed black ? Artificial Intelligence !!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,593 Posted December 28, 2022 (edited) What do you call a wild redhead with a container of pink dye and hair clippers ? Dangerous..... Edited December 28, 2022 by _Wilson_™ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted December 28, 2022 9 hours ago, _Wilson_™ said: What do you call a wild redhead with a container of pink dye and hair clippers ? Dangerous..... What do you tell a redhead with two black eyes ? Nothing , someone already told her twice , LOL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,147 Posted December 30, 2022 Brunette , redhead and a blond went out on ladies' night to the club , there was a new bartender which they all thought was kind of cute , so they ordered drinks and they were each trying to be cool , the brunette says" I'll have a screwdriver " , the new bartender said " I don't know what that is " , she said " vodka and orange juice " , the redhead says " I'll have a Cuban Libre " , again he said " I don't know what that is either " , she says " Rum and Coke " , so the blond orders, she says " I'll have a #13 " , they all look at her and ask " what is that ? " , she says " 7 and 7 " 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
