Kevron 33 Posted October 7, 2021 Check this out, no chain just locks! I counted 21, ridiculous! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 13,279 Posted October 10, 2021 Sometimes one person's laugh is another's cry ------ yesterday my buddy that owns the flea market has a brand new 6 wheel , diesel , 4wd gator , it's nice and got about 5 miles on it , so he was putting lights on it and had to drill a hole for the wire , so after he drilled the hole he said he smelt anti-freeze and after looking found he drilled a hole in the radiator hose , so after a couple of hours of trying to get the radiator hose off , he called JohnDeere , they said it is very hard to get the hose off and back on , 3 hours at $120 per hour worth of labor , plus the hose and anti-freeze ---- I thought that was the laugh of the day , he didn't 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadetree 4,652 Posted October 10, 2021 On 10/7/2021 at 8:19 PM, Scotticus said: i wonder if she's gonna deep fry some chicken with that engine ?..hmmmm. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texas123 77 Posted October 10, 2021 (edited) On 10/7/2021 at 11:59 AM, Kevron said: Check this out, no chain just locks! I counted 21, ridiculous! It's for when there's several owners of the land. Each one will provide their own lock & key. I asked one of them why they don't just make a bunch of key copies and use 1 lock; I think it confused him. Edited October 10, 2021 by texas123 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBRider 1,380 Posted October 11, 2021 16 hours ago, texas123 said: It's for when there's several owners of the land. Each one will provide their own lock & key. I asked one of them why they don't just make a bunch of key copies and use 1 lock; I think it confused him. I saw the same thing before in Alberta, different companies and the land owners had their own locks. Sad part was that most of the companies used common locks, I could unlock alot of them with my old key ring. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 13,279 Posted January 7 Guy and his wife got killed in a car wreck and were in front of St Peter , St Peter says" sir I have two options for you , (#1) be with your wife for the rest of eternity or ...... " , the guy interrupts and says 2 , 2 , 2 , I'll take #2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LedFTed 895 Posted January 12 (edited) My brother got home from work today an said; " now there is a chicken shortage problem". I said; "i dont mind, i thick the shorter chicken's cook better than the tall ones". E didn't even crack a smile!! 😁😁😁 Edited January 12 by LedFTed 1 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LedFTed 895 Posted April 5 my old time favorite; what do ya get when ya cross an elephant with a rhino? elifino!! still gets the younger crowd.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 13,279 Posted April 5 Pierre and Boudreaux went to a fine New Orleans restaurant , a very classy , well dressed lady started choking on some food at the table across from them and no one was assisting her , Boudreaux went over to the lady , lifted her dress and gave her a lick on her butt , she immediately spit up the chicken and could breath , everyone clapped , Pierre asked Boudreaux , what was that , that he done , he said " that was the Hein-Lick maneuver " 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 13,279 Posted April 5 Two nutrias where trapped by steel traps on their foots , they could here the trapper coming down the trap line and hitting each trapped nutria in the head , so the coon-! nitria told the Canadian nutria , I am going to chew off my foot and get free , I will be hopping around on three feet , but at least I will live another day , the Canadian nutria said that sounded good and he was going to do the same , so after chewing off his foot and hopping off the coon-! nutria called back to the Canadian nutria , " What's keeping you , the trapper is getting close ?" , he replied , I chewed off three feet and I ain't free yet 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
