Fishfiles 20,145 Posted November 8, 2022 The Wizard of Oz is 83 years old! Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no heart, and no courage, she wouldn't be in Oz. She'd be in Congress!!!!! 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted November 8, 2022 Love him or hate him these facts are indisputable 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted November 8, 2022 Little Johnny meets Nancy Pelosi Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Tampa and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No," said Pelosi , "that would be an accident." A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi . "That's what we would call great loss." The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as ! wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ! it wouldn't be an accident either!" The teacher left the room 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted November 8, 2022 This is true , you jump the fence for greener pastures and land face first in cow ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
56Sierra 1,844 Posted November 8, 2022 13 hours ago, Fishfiles said: Big Block Chevy Sent that to my buddy and he replied, "Like a Rock." 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted November 11, 2022 Ride Red 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleydavidson 247 Posted November 11, 2022 9 hours ago, Fishfiles said: Ride Red Why is the nozzle green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fishfiles 20,145 Posted November 11, 2022 40 minutes ago, Harleydavidson said: Why is the nozzle green Gasoleoa means diesel in the United Kingdom Green nozzle is diesel here in the states. There are diesel motorcycles now days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleydavidson 247 Posted November 12, 2022 When you need a funnel that goes at a angle cause GM engineers rode the short bus as kids 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
56Sierra 1,844 Posted November 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Harleydavidson said: When you need a funnel that goes at a angle cause GM engineers rode the short bus as kids That ain't no Chevette you're working on. What is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleydavidson 247 Posted November 12, 2022 1 minute ago, 56Sierra said: That ain't no Chevette you're working on. What is it? 77 corvette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,567 Posted November 12, 2022 I noticed the hood opened from the back..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleydavidson 247 Posted November 12, 2022 1 minute ago, _Wilson_™ said: I noticed the hood opened from the back..... That’s the front Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Wilson_™ 6,567 Posted November 12, 2022 Yeah...... In the back of the hood next to the windsheild, i should have been more clear...... That's a nice vet! Is it yours ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleydavidson 247 Posted November 12, 2022 Just now, _Wilson_™ said: Yeah...... In the back of the hood next to the windsheild, i should have been more clear...... That's a nice vet! Is it yours ? I wish lol it belongs to Mario Andretti junior aka my mother 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
56Sierra 1,844 Posted November 12, 2022 Chevette, Corvette...Close enough😉 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
